I have a propensity to not be electric.
Daddy: “Was Mommy angry with you?” Monster: “She was using her beautiful voice. Mommy doesn’t use her beautiful voice when she’s angry with me.”
Mom, next time you make pancakes, I want you to make me one that’s shaped like a...
I could lift this table if I had more years. If I had infinity years, I’d be...
I just get mad at people when I love them so much.