Conversation with a Six-Year-Old
Daddy: You have to make a poster of a historical event. What do you want to make it about?
Monster: I want to make it about the president.
Daddy: Obama?
Monster:No. Daddy, which one got shot in the head?
Daddy: Abraham Lincoln?
Monster: Yeah. That one.
Daddy: So you want to make a poster for your kindergarten class on the assassination of Abraham Lincoln.
Monster: Yes.
He later reveled in the fact that assassination has “ass” in it twice.
